Wednesday, November 09, 2005

There was a little bump earlier today (see pic at 5:30am to prove I was up). East North East wind swell chopped up a few chest highs at exposed beaches around 7am, but now (3:40pm)…only dribbly bits left and the North Easter is blowing. So where the hell’s your morning report…off doing stuff…it’s the late show today. I’d like to say I was surfing…tucking into tubular action…but no such luck here. But you know what?… It’s a salubrious day – all thirty fat degrees of it – so lap it up.

You know summers hit Bondee when:

  1. When you don’t hear English spoken in South Bondi.(in fact 90% of Bondi)
  2. It takes 2 hours to park your car, and there’s probably an old discarded mattress blocking you from access
  3. There are people having a few beers at Ravesis around 9am.(on a Tuesday)
  4. People think Bondi is a camping ground and pitch a tent overnight
  5. I find passed out backpackers head first in the sand at 6am – with undies in their pockets
  6. The promenade looks more like a Paris fashion show with some of the world’s most beautiful women (and men I guess). You fall in love many times a day.
  7. You hear car stereos that could power the Big Day Out
  8. Dimitri is a 5% shade darker than he normally is
  9. Think you get the gist…email me some funny Bondi idiosyncrasies to win gold bullion, houses, trips around the world…orkay maybe an Aquabumps tee.

Enjoy. Uge

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