de*brito (guest writer)
I’ve got a cheeky neighbour who walks around in his pyjamas all day pretending to do work. After a few weeks, I asked him what does he do for a living seeing he has so much spare time…he said a writer, just so happens he’s supposedly a famous author and columnist for the SMH. We’ll, here’s how he described what he saw at Bondi this sunny afternoon. If you’d like to harass De Brito, tell him he has a bad haircut, or just try and waste some of time you’ll find him at ALL MEN ARE LIARS on SMH.com.au ::uge
DE BRITO "The waves today are a little like those white thong hustlers you see oiling themselves on the sand wearing mirrored aviator sunglasses; smooth, well-formed, but just a little disappointing in the … ahhh, size department.
Yesterday’s south swell dropped overnight. It was two foot this morning but super clean, with plenty of banks working – the perfect summer-lite conditions (it’ll be 25 degrees today) which means the line-up’s gonna be fuller than a fat lady’s underpants.
There’ll be a riot of death wish backpackers, greedy mals and scavenging schoolkids dropping-in on each set, so break out your old twinny and leave the good board at home if you wanna avoid onion rings.
Or you could just oil-up at north with the husssstlers."
