If anyone needed proof the earth is flat, Bondi’s putting on a convincing demo this morning. The horizon is razor sharp, the water polished glass, and the only thing breaking is the patience of anyone holding a surfboard.
It’s been a long time since I’ve trimmed down a line, mouth agape, hunting sections. Way too long. Do we get grumpier when there’s no surf? Probably. The water, though — crystal clear and salubrious — is begging for a swim, because that’s about all you’re getting out there today.
Everyone’s been asking about the enormous police presence yesterday — and yes, even Campbell Parade getting shut down. Firstly, I’m flattered Aquabumps is your primary news source… but the Israeli president visited Bondi.
Still good.
Go swim.
Get wet.
See you tomorrow,
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Ha! The first par. Very good.